It's a BEE-U-TI-FUL Day in the Country....

So, I'm at my Mom's in the country. She is currently cooking homemade lasagna and it's smelling good up in here! The 2 terrible red-heads are here, they are currently fighting over their 4 foot long bubble gum MawMaw bought them. They're not really that terrible(they only beat me and each other up once per day) It's totally tolerable. Let me tell you a little about my Mom. Her visits mainly consist of food(enough for a small army), karaoke(maybe that's why I tend to end up in karaoke bars?), beer, and the occasional redneck. It's a trip to say the least. She will tell you she's the orginal bud-chick and grillin queen and she just might be. I'm looking forward to Sunday when we will shoot fireworks, get drunk(with the exception of me) and have a screaming match about "How the South will rise again" Fun Fun. Anyhow....I'm out..... stay tuned for the Redneck 4th report soon to be published!

Intro to Life

So yeah, I'm blogging...how bizzare. I'm Jeanie...hit the big 30 this year. woo woo. It was shocking, but I lived through it. I'm in Nursing School and soon to be divorced. How could it get any better? I'm trying to re-release myself into the wild, but I seem to end up in a karaoke bar everytime. Picture this bikers,booze,and country music. OMG..I don't think I'm cut out for this. I do seem to attract the opposite sex quite often(if their 50 and fat or under 25 and clingy). I'm not sure if dating is practical or safe anymore :) I feel like I'm stuck in the Twilight Zone half of the time. Some parallel dimension I can't escape from where everyone is psycho, but maybe it's just me. I, on the other hand, have 2 fabulous felines, so if all else falls I can be that crazy cat lady down the street. Well keep our fingers crossed. I'm an insomniac, so I guess that's why I'm blogging instead of sleeping or studying for my Micro final tomorrow. hehe. I guess I could try to cuddle up with my pillow and catch some zzzzz's. You can always hope? Right?